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Funny Status For WhatsApp | Funny Jokes For Friends
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Funny Status For WhatsApp
Below are the collection of Funny Status For WhatsApp you can download free for your friends, family, siblings, and others, These jokes will help you get out of stress, anxiety.
Funny Jokes For Friends
- I’m lucky that my wife and mother are very close. I realized just how close the time I drove my mother to her doctor, which my wife usually does. When the doctor came into the room, my own dear mother introduced me as her “daughter-in-law’s husband.
- Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired.
- If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
- Three friends, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first friend wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second friend wishes the same.
The third friend says “I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.- TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically.
- My girlfriend walked out on me for being too old fashioned.
I thought we had good alchemy.
- Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean… But the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
- My wife always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
- A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps.
- Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.
- Jack and John met by chance on the street.
After chatting for some time, Jack said to the John, “I’m extremely sorry, but I’ve forgotten your name. You’ll need to tell me.”
The John stared at Jack thoughtfully for a long time, then replied, “How soon do you need to know?”- How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints.
- You call me your best friend, but where were you when my selfie only had four likes?
- Peter: “Hi John, what are you doing?”
John: “Not much, writing a Valentine’s Day greeting card.”
Peter:”Why are you writing it with your left hand? Are you left-handed?”
John: “No, I just can’t let my right hand to see it. It’s a surprise for it.”
- After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.
Turns out she felt the same way.
So I turned on the air conditioning.
- Remains to be seen if glass coffins become popular.
- Occasionally, a true friend gives his paw not his hand…
- The couples therapist said, “So, tell me what brings you here today?” My wife said, “It’s really difficult to live with him. He’s so literal.” I said, “My truck.”
- My lack of knowledge on Greek literature has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
- He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out.
I hate having visitors.- Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much more for them.
- My wife won’t stop complaining about how long she spends breast-pumping for our new son.
She’s really milking it for all it’s worth.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- If you have friends as weird as you, then you have everything.
- John: Bro, send me some good jokes.
Peter: Sorry, now I’m busy with my Girlfriend.
John: Good One! Send me more. I’m going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.- My best mates and I played a game of hiding and seek. It went on for hours… Well, good friends are hard to find.
- HUSBAND ON THE PHONEI rang the doctor and said, “Quick! My pregnant wife’s going into labor, what should I do?”
He said, “Is this her first child?”
I said, “No, this is her husband.”
