Good Night Gif Love | Jokes For Kids

By tn2zb | January 7, 2020

Good Night Gif Love

Free Download Good night gif love to wish a very happy Good night with sweet dreams to your loved ones. Wishing Good night to someone can make them realize that they are important to you. Good Night gif love are a collection of gif you can share with friends, siblings, relatives, and others,

Jokes For Kids

• Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They wave!
• Q. Are any Halloween monsters good at math?  A. No—unless you Count Dracula!
• Q: What goes up and down but does not move?  A: Stairs
• What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?   A dino-snore!
• Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
• Q: Where should a 500 pound alien go?
  A: On a diet
• What is fast, loud and crunchy?  A rocket chip!
• Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
• Q. Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? A. Because she always runs away from the ball!
• Q: What did one toilet say to the other? A: You look a bit flushed.

• Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
• Q. Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?  A. He Neverlands!
• Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
  Because she was stuffed.
• Q: Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies!
• Did you hear the one about the little mountain? It’s hill-arious!
• Q. What’s a banana peel’s favorite type of shoe?  A. Slippers!
• Q. What has ears but cannot hear?
  A cornfield.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, cows go MOO!
• Q. What did the big flower say to the little flower?  A. Hi, bud!
• Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
  A: Because it was framed.
• Q. How do vampires start their letters? A. “Tomb it may concern…”
• What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!

• Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
• Q. What’s a writing utensil’s favorite place to go on vacation?  A. Pencil-vania!
• Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
  A: I’ll meet you at the corner.
• What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
  Frost bite!
• Q: What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean meat!
• Q. How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair?  A. Eclipse it!
• Q: What did the paper say to the pencil?
  A: Write on!
• What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
• Q:  What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!
• Q. Where do polar bears keep their money? A. In a snow bank!
• Q: What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
  A: Lonely
• Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
• Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!

• Q: What animal needs to wear a wig? A bald eagle!
• Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens didn’t exist yet!
• Q: What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
• Q. What do you call a duck that loves making jokes?  A. A wise-quacker!
• Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
  A: A towel.
• When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?  Because when you find it, you stop looking.
• Q. What did the finger say to the thumb?  A. I’m in glove with you!
• Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady? A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
• Q. What did one pickle say to the other pickle who wouldn’t stop complaining?  A. “Dill with it.”
• Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
  A: Because they are two-tired!
• Q. What’s really fast, loud, and tastes good with salsa? A. A rocket chip!
• Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
  Dill with it.
• Q. What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing?  A. A cornfield!
• Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!
• Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?
  A: Someday my prints will come!
• What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite!