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Funny Gif For WhatsApp | Funny Quotes About Friends
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Funny Gif For WhatsApp
Feelings are an integral part of life. Gifs are video images that we use express our feelings. If we feel funny we use funny gifs or if we feel loved we use love gifs. Below are the funny gifs for whatsapp you can download for free. YOu can share these with your friends, family, relatives, siblings and loved ones.
Funny Quotes About Friends
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
- Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
- Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.
- My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
- Did anybody ever consider that cannibalism would resolve both overpopulation – and world hunger
- People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
- Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
- If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
- My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.
- Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
- If at first you don’t succeed. so much for skydiving.
- If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
- When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
- I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.
- Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
- I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don’t believe I deserved my friends.
Joke Of The Day
- I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella.
- Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2000 of something.
- The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
- Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
- Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
- Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
- The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
- Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?
- Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
- Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.
- Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you—but I’m not going to.
- Every man has a sane spot somewhere.
- I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
- Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
- Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go ‘you know, I’m not as hungry as thought I was.
- I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.
- I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
